So as part of our diligence, because apparently no other media will touch the topic of gold rigging until and unless it is shoved in their face on a, ahem, silver platter, because after all the subject matter is just too “conspiratorial”, we decided to ask Mr. Flotron some on the record questions, and sent him the following email:
Andre, we are following up on the FT’s gold rigging story and were wondering if we could ask you a few follow up questions on the record?
This is the response we got:
Date: 9 November 2014 17:47:12 WET
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To be expected. After all, we know that having been the first person busted for gold rigging in Switzerland, Andre is gone but “keen to return in due time.”
So we did as he requested, and sent an identical email to person he named as responsible “for our inquiry”, Roger Böhler.
To our surprise, Roger also appears to no longer be at the company. To wit:
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